"I want you to help me!" he whined.
"What do you want me to do?" I asked. It seemed obvious that if I did it for him, he wouldn't get the money. Jokingly I continued, "Should I cheer for you?" I put on my most dramatic cheer moves (be grateful you weren't there to witness this) and shouted, "Go Jacob! Go Jacob! Go Jacob! Go!"
Much to my surprise, he agreed. "Sit on the couch and cheer," he instructed.
I did, and I've never seen such zealous vacuuming.
But then again, who wouldn't want a cheering section?
|Mom is awesome, Mom is cool! Watch her use those cleaning tools!|
|Go, Mom, go! Iron those clothes!|
|Hip hip hooray! Pancakes today!|
|Watch out dust and watch out crumbs! Watch out dirt 'cause here she comes!|
|Our Mom rocks! She washes all our socks!|