Faith and the Holy Ghost vs. Easter Candy Overload

It was the day before Easter, and I was preparing a dessert for Easter dinner. Jake watched my preparations and then asked if he could lick the Cool Whip container when I was done.

Me: "Sorry, dear, but you're going to be eating enough candy this weekend. I don't think you need the Cool Whip container, too."

Jake: "Could the Holy Ghost convince you?"

Nice try, buddy. Very nice try.