Pears Anyone?

When your son comes in from school and announces that his friends are coming over to help him run a pear stand, do you
A) Wonder where all of this self motivation is when he needs to clean his room?
B) Regret that your pear tree didn't produce a better crop to pad his college savings account a little better?
C) Run for your camera?
D) All of the above.

D. Definitely D.